January 22, 2020, 8:58 pm
I had to live with my in-laws for six months in the fall and winter of 2012. Just typing that sentence gives me a headache. Let me tell you, if you ever have the opportunity to move in with the family of your significant other, don’t.
Mind you, I love my in-laws. They are two of the kindest people I’ve ever met. My mother-in-law is a completely devoted grandmother who will do anything for my kids at the drop of a hat. My father-in-law is upbeat and easy to talk to and it’s refreshing to have a family member that I can talk about things beyond sports. They both emigrated to this country, worked hard in their respective fields, and raised a beautiful family. My admiration and appreciation for them is unmatched.
Living with them is a different story.
They opened their house to us but with it came everything you could possibly expect in this situation. The overbearingness, the lack of privacy, the claustrophobia, the stress, the arguments, the judgments, the underlying feeling like we were intruding on their space. All of it as we waited for the construction of our new house to be complete. To make matters worse was that I now had a longer commute to my job and faced a lot of pressure to perform well. After all, we just bought a new house and my kid just turned two. No matter how miserable I was with my living situation, I had no choice but to show up to my job and try to do my best even if my clients were difficult and my boss blamed me for it. I didn’t want to lose my source of income at a moment’s notice.
Six months later, our house was ready, we moved in and the rest is very ancient history. We’ve now lived in our house for over seven years and loved every moment of it. I got a new job right around the same time too and have been with the same company ever since. But I can’t help but think, if moving from New York City to the suburbs of New Jersey with a six month stop in the suburbs of New York was that stressful to me and my family, what would it have been like if I needed to move to an entirely different city altogether? And what if I needed to do it at the drop of a hat?
Trade season is a fun time for us fantasy fanatics. It’s rampant speculation and rumors, until deals finally happen in a flurry and we get to navigate the fallout and guess how these moves will affect our teams. We saw that happen last year when the fates of the owners of Tobias Harris, Harrison Barnes, Marc Gasol, Jonas Valanciunas, Kelly Oubre Jr. and Nikola Mirotic would change drastically because of sudden and drawn-out decision by NBA General Managers.
Now is the time when we’re glued to our TV screens and Twitter machines for any nugget of information about any player moving to or fro throughout the league. In an excellent write-up in The Athletic, former front office personnel men Seth Partnow and John Hollinger had a back and forth explaining how the trade process works. The groundwork for deals is already being laid and there’s a lot of smoke that happens in the media, through agents, and sometimes through other players. But one thing that caught my attention was that Partnow admitting what we kind of already know. In a locker room of 15 men, any transaction can alter the dynamics of those individuals.
I would argue that no player wants to be traded. You hear news about player X wanting out of city Y but I don’t doubt that player X would be just fine if his team and GM got him some players worth a crap to make the team more competitive. Starters and role players probably want to move less than stars. They don’t have legacies to worry about. But they do have homes, families, and paychecks to be concerned with and if they liked playing with the 14 other guys in that locker room, then they’re going to take the news that they’ve been traded like they’ve just had a dump truck full of bricks unloaded on them.
So again, I bitched and moaned for six months when my living situation was unsettled and that was with family who genuinely care for me. Imagine what is going through these guys’ minds when the news that they’ve been traded is delivered to them.
‘Hey we traded you to a city that’s three time zones away from where you played the last few seasons. You won’t know anyone there. Your family will be thousands of miles away. The guys you’ve been around every day for years and you’ve become close friends with will say goodbye to you and move on, but no big deal, you can catch up with them in the offseason. The team that’s picking you up will handle your living situation, but you may or may not like it. I don’t know, that’s no longer our problem. It’s been nice knowing you and good luck. Sorry things didn’t work out here. Oh and no pressure or anything but don’t fuck up out there because those fans can be vicious and make your life miserable if you don’t play up to their expectations. Safe travels!’
Imagine being in your 20s and having your life upended in a single moment. Imagine not knowing if you’d be welcome at your next place of employment, if you’ll get along with your colleagues or if you won’t get homesick when you realize that you’re alone in a new place that’s unfamiliar to you beyond a hotel room. And then imagine the world telling you to suck it up, be a professional, you’re being paid nicely, and you should just shut up and dribble.
For us fantasy players, we should know that when any trade happens with our players, we should expect a period of adjustment for them. In fact, Partnow and Hollinger say that most trades result in players being a little worse on average when moving to a new situation. And really, when you think about it from a player’s perspective, can you blame them?
You can certainly try to get ahead by trading a player you suspect will be traded but then you open up the risk that the player isn’t traded and you sold for less value because of the rumor mill. The best bet is to let the chips fall where they may and if you bench the traded player once they are traded, you can see if they are fitting in well or if there will be longer-term issues on their new team.
These are the things we can’t measure. The human part of trade season. These young men we commoditize are still people with families and feelings. Some aren’t even from this country originally. But that doesn’t stop them from having their names on office boards, media rumors and spending weeks of anticipation before that #WojBomb finally detonates and a trade is completed. Whether we like it or not, that human element is part of our fantasy game and the outcomes we hope for.
It all makes living with your in-laws for six months sound like a cakewalk.
THE KAWHI LEONARD MEMORIAL PLAYER OF THE WEEK WHO HAS A PERSONAL VENDETTA AGAINST ME
Well Bam Adebayo remains beastly so my reverse jinx had no effect on him. On the other hand, I wasn’t raised a quitter so that means I have to regroup and draw my attention to someone else from whom I would love nothing more than a little bed pooping.
And I found just that candidate. He’s a guy that I avoided in drafts because of what I believed was an inflated draft cost and no real ceiling in his game. In fact, his team added other pieces around him that I thought would take away from his fantasy stats. The problem is, this guy has been better than ever. Really, when you look at his numbers, the guy looks like he’s been on a season-long heater with no end in sight. What’s really incredible about it is that this guy is sustaining his numbers from last season with less overall usage and a massive spike in his percentages. He’s been on an absolute tear which means that he’s been tearing my team to shreds every time we meet.
SO DAMN YOU DEVIN BOOKER! How in God’s holy name are you averaging over 50% shooting? Oh, I’ve seen your career numbers. Like that’s sustainable the rest of the season! Pshaw! You play for the Suns which means you are completely overdue for a regression to the mean which means some ghastly shooting and a collective bemoaning of Robert Sarver’s continued existence. Why hasn’t this team completely collapsed into a neutron star and taken out all of the Arizona desert with it? Stop playing out of your mind Mr. Booker and making this franchise look the slightest bit competent. I need the Suns to get back to being the Global Warming Knicks so get back to that pronto.
YOU’RE PROBABLY THINKING THAT FEAR? THAT’S THE OTHER GUY’S PROBLEM. NOTHING YOU HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED WILL PREPARE YOU FOR THE CARNAGE YOU’RE ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE. IN THIS BUILDING IT’S KILL OR BE KILLED IF YOUR DRAFT LOOKED LIKE THIS.
Round 1 – Damian Lillard
Round 2 – Kawhi Leonard
Round 3 – Devin Booker
Round 4 – Clint Capela
Round 5 – DeMar DeRozan
Round 6 – Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
Round 7 – Jonas Valanciunas
Round 8 – Domantas Sabonis
Round 9 – Terry Rozier
Round 10 – Joe Ingles
Round 11 – Marcus Smart
Round 12 – Will Barton
Round 13 – Tristan Thompson
It’s amazing what happens when you don’t have to worry about back-to-backs with Kawhi Leonard. Even more so when he has to carry the load without Paul George. I’m not sure when exactly DeMar DeRozan turned into LeBron James but this top-5 stretch screams sell-high to me. Smokin Joe Ingles and Marcsman Smart will likely regress when their respective teams get healthier, but hey, it was fun for the both of them while it lasted.
YOU’RE PROBABLY THINKING THAT YOU LISTEN TO ME. YOU WANT TRADING REOPENED RIGHT NOW TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON IF YOUR DRAFT LOOKED LIKE THIS.
Round 1 – Karl-Anthony Towns
Round 2 – Bradley Beal
Round 3 – Pascal Siakam
Round 4 – Draymond Green
Round 5 – Jamal Murray
Round 6 – Malcolm Brogdon
Round 7 – Montrezl Harrell
Round 8 – Jeff Teague
Round 9 – Andrew Wiggins
Round 10 – Caris LeVert
Round 11 – Spencer Dinwiddie
Round 12 – Jeremy Lamb
Round 13 – Isaiah Thomas
It’s tough to speculate on the health of Karl-Anthony Towns when very little information about his knee was readily available but with the Wolves playing horribly and Towns not exactly lighting the world on fire since his return, I wonder if the shutdown risk doesn’t grow here. But he’s safe to take at #1 they said, he’s a lock for 80 games they said. Again, guys are healthy, until they’re not and guys are injury prone, until they’re not. If this is how Malcolm Brogdon is going to be with Victor Oladipo still out then I shudder to think what he’ll be when he’s back. The Nets have been putrid. Just awful and it’s affected everyone. They’re overdue for positive regression but it is very tough to bet on that in Brooklyn.
ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS
I’ll be looking at some mid to late-tier players who I’ll be keeping an eye on throughout the season on a week to week basis. Based on how their past few and upcoming few games go, I’ll decide whether or not I will be confidently holding and feeling strongly about (rock) or feeling a little bit flimsy or unsure of (paper) or will just be cutting altogether (scissors, obviously). These are the players we either drafted or picked up who can make or break our seasons and will be dissected most when we try to make moves to the top of the standings. Here are some more players in my thought process.
Mikal Bridges – It will be interesting to see how active the Suns will be in the coming weeks with a realistic shot at the playoffs. Bridges is going to be essential to that process as the team’s best defender. That is of course assuming that the Suns don’t go Suns and ship him off somewhere. As long as Kelly Oubre doesn’t take too much offense away from Bridges, he’s officially supplanted Dario Saric and will return value from his steals alone.
Jarrett Culver – It’s going to be another lost season in Minnesota, but at least they have a smidge of hope in Culver versus the sunken cost of Wiggins. We’ll get to Wiggins in a bit but Culver is quietly putting together a nice multi-category fantasy game that’s averaged nearly four cash counters per game over the past month with improved efficiency. The free throws and turnovers leave a lot to be desired but that’s ok for you punters. It wouldn’t surprise me if the Wolves turned him loose for a late season fantasy boom.
Tim Hardaway Jr. – The Dwight Powell news was devastating for the Mavericks and it’s going to trickle down through the entire roster. It certainly means more minutes for Maxi Kleber but we need to pump the brakes on Boban for obvious reasons. In the absence of anyone else with any sort of size on this team, THJ might be the only one not named Luka whose role won’t change for this team in the wake of this injury.
Michael Porter Jr. – The Nuggets are in the “our pets heads are falling off” stage of injury news with no Jamal Murray, Gary Harris, Paul Millsap and Mason Plumlee. That means the once vaunted depth of the Nuggets will be severely tested as will MPJ. We’ve noted before that Porter Jr. is a liability on the defensive end, something that the defense-conscious Mike Malone is keenly aware of. But it’s not like they have much offense to work with either. It might mean that MPJ’s mid-20 minutes a night might not be so shaky after all.
Joe Ingles – It was a nice run for Smokin Joe without Mike Conley and the concern is that he’ll fade now that Conley is back. But it’s not as if Conley was all that good when he was healthy for the Jazz and Jordan Clarkson remains Jordan Clarkson. Ingles doesn’t need to be the top-50 player he’s been over the past month but if he can keep it toward his season averages, top-100 level would suit us just fine with the Jazz at full strength. We know what the alternative is if we see early season Joe show up again.
Svi Mykhailiuk – This isn’t just a recent speculative add. Svi has averaged over 28 minutes a game and is a top-125 player that’s been trending up for the past month. We just assume it’s Svi and move on but look again. He’s been a weapon from deep and at the line. He’s been a less extreme version of Duncan Robinson and D-Rob has been one of the top 3-point streamers on the season. Derrick Rose could be sent packing at any moment, Luke Kennard isn’t expected back for another month and Sekou Doumbouya is still a 19-year old rookie playing for Dwane Casey. This Pistons Svi-tuation couldn’t be better for Svi.
Marcus Morris – Morris has made it clear he wants to remain with the Knicks but is the feeling mutual? There’s also the feeling that something has to give with his 3-point percentage that currently sits over nine percentage points above his career average. I’m sure there will be calls to play more Kevin Knox and R.J. Barrett once he’s back and healthy so the heavy usage for a banged up Morris might not be there the rest of the season to keep his value high on this lousy team.
Andrew Wiggins – What an ugly miserable tumble. Here we were finally singing Wiggins’ praises that he finally turned the corner and was becoming a better and smarter basketball player. The Wolves were an early surprise and the only things that could kill all the good vibes would be Wiggins reverting to his old habits and no one to keep him in check. The fact that he might finish outside the top-100 after nearly tearing the league apart in the first month of the season is just a fantastic study of overhyped mediocrity. Consider my lesson learned.
Jae Crowder – Lost in the Grizzlies’ torrid streak and fawning of Ja Morant is that Jae Crowder might be the most unreliable fantasy basketball player there is. I’m sure roto players can handle the ups and downs but I’m putting an end to this for anyone playing H2H. The good in Crowder can certainly be great but it’s almost always followed up by bad which can certainly be soul crushing. There’s no debating his real basketball value as a veteran presence on a young and hungry team. But his fantasy value is enough to make you want to jump off this never-ending roller coaster.
ADVENTURES IN DFS NBA GAMBLING
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Now that we got through that let me tell you about our opening show.
Our debut was the night of the NCAA National Championship Game and hoo boy what a night that was. We went 7-for-7 on our opening night on NBA bets. Perfection baby! The best was a huge play where we suggested playing a live line in the Bulls/Celtics game that moved to -14 in favor of the Celtics in which the Bulls covered at 12 in the last seconds of the game. To top it off, yours truly picked the LSU Tigers to cover easily and win the National Championship.
It was an incredible start for us and while we know we won’t always hit that level of high, it was a really big high for us nonetheless.
The flipside of opening night perfection is matching that with an awful showing on the NFL Championship games. The Chiefs and Titans easily covered the over and Aaron Rodgers was no match for the 49ers defense, making me 0-2 with no NBA games worth a crap to salvage my Sunday night.
Anytime you’ve got a good Bloody Sunday story. Reach out to me on Twitter @JoshMillman and I’ll happily, and not so happily, commiserate with you.
Keep pressing on Hoop-Ballers. We’ll be right there with you.
May 27, 2020, 9:06 pmAndre IguodalaSF, Miami Heat
Andre Iguodala returned to South Florida after living in California since the NBA season was suspended.
Iguodala returning to the market where his team is could mean that he believes team workouts will begin soon. However, there is no official timetable on when team workouts will begin and Jimmy Butler has yet to return to Miami.
Source: Ira Winderman on Twitter
May 27, 2020, 7:52 pmZach LaVineSG, Chicago Bulls
K.C. Johnson of the Chicago Tribune reported that the Bulls were cleared by the Governor of Illinois and are in talks with city officials to open practice facilities on Friday for voluntary workouts that would follow the NBA guidelines.
The NBA's guidelines currently state that a maximum of four players are allowed in the facility at any given time and there can only be one player per hoop. The Bulls are currently eight games behind the Orlando Magic for the eighth seed in the Eastern Conference. The Bulls may not play again this season given how far behind they are in the standings and the recent reports of proposals to not continue the regular season.
Source: K.C. Johnson on Twitter
May 27, 2020, 7:08 pmLuka DoncicPG-SF, Dallas Mavericks
Marc Stein of the New York Times has reported that the Mavs plan to open their practice facility on Thursday.
This news would make the Mavs the 23rd team to have their facilities open for "voluntary and socially distanced player workouts". Continue to monitor the wire as we should learn more about the potential of the league resuming in early June.
Source: Marc Stein on Twitter
May 26, 2020, 10:07 pmKawhi LeonardSF, Los Angeles Clippers
On Tuesday afternoon, AmicoHoops reported (via Twitter) that an unidentified NBA GM told them the league has seriously discussed resuming the current NBA season on Wednesday, July 22.
Nothing has been officially announced, by any means, and this is the first we've heard of specific target date(s) from anyone. It's looking like the continuation of the season will occur in Orlando at Walt Disney World at the ESPN Wide World of Sports complex, which has accommodations for at least some of what the NBA has planned for a resuming activity. As we have relayed numerous times recently, the next week or two seem to be a likely window for some decisions from Adam Silver and Co. at the NBA league office to start to come down. Stay tuned, hoops fans.
Source: AmicoHoops on Twitter
May 26, 2020, 8:47 pmDamian LillardPG, Portland Trail Blazers
Damian Lillard announced on Tuesday evening that, in the event of a continuation of the NBA season, he would not be participating if the Blazers are scheduled to play 'meaningless games' with no shot at making the playoffs.
"If we come back and they're just like, 'We're adding a few games to finish the regular season,' and they're throwing us out there for meaningless games and we don't have a true opportunity to get into the playoffs, I'm going to be with my team because I'm a part of the team. But I'm not going to be participating," Lillard told Yahoo! Sports on Tuesday morning. It's hard to blame him, as it is quite easy to see the potential situation from his point of view. There have been countless scenarios tossed around by the league office during the pandemic period, but nothing is set in stone so far. Lillard, for his part, is only interested in returning to action if there exists a legitimate shot for his Blazers to reach the NBA Finals. Fair enough.
Source: Yahoo! Sports
May 26, 2020, 8:34 pmJoel EmbiidC, Philadelphia Sixers
The Sixers, who have their practice facility located in nearby Camden, NJ, will allow voluntary player workouts at the facility beginning on Wednesday, raising the number of NBA teams who have been able to do so to 22.
The Celtics, Knicks, Bulls, Pistons, Wizards, Mavericks, Spurs and Warriors are the final teams remaining who are unable to return to their practice facilities. The NBA seems to be inching ever so close to, at the very least, announcing a plan for a continuation of the current season. This next week or two should be very eventful on that front.
Source: Marc Stein on Twitter
May 26, 2020, 8:26 pmClint CapelaC, Atlanta Hawks
Hawks GM Travis Schlenk indicated on Tuesday that Clint Capela (right heel, plantar fasciitis) could very well play in the event of an NBA restart.
"Clint [Capela] says he's feeling better, and there's a possibility that we can get him back on the court," Schlenk said in a phone interview with ESPN. "Practicing and playing five games would be valuable to us." Capela has yet to see the floor for the Hawks since he was acquired at the deadline from the Rockets, and one would have to surmise that he would be under a heavy minutes restriction if the league resumes and if the Hawks deem him healthy enough to give it a go. Still two big "ifs," but this is obviously positive news for the Hawks and potentially for fantasy owners who have managed to stash Capela in an injury slot this long.
May 26, 2020, 8:17 pmMohamed BambaC, Orlando Magic
Magic center Mo Bamba said on Tuesday that he's spent the quarantine period bulking up, self-proclaiming that he's put on close to 30 pounds of muscle.
Bamba said of his time off, ""I’ve worked my tail off during this quarantine. This is going to sound weird, but I put on probably about 28 pounds since quarantine (started)." He laughed and added that only about 2.5 percent of the weight he's put on is body fat. Bamba, along with many other NBA players, "can’t wait to get back out there and work" which is a great sign for the Magic and their fans. Jonathan Isaac is becoming more and more of a potential option for the team when/if the season is resumed as the days pass, so his presence would limit Bamba's chances on the offensive end of the floor. The team has yet to decide whether or not they want to play Isaac at all the rest of the season, regardless of the rumblings about a restart from the league office. However, this bulk-up on Bamba's part is nonetheless pretty impressive and is certainly noteworthy.
May 25, 2020, 3:16 pmTerry RozierPG, Charlotte Hornets
The Hornets are the latest team to re-open their facilities, with the Novant Health Training Center set to open up on Tuesday.
With this, there are only eight teams left to open their practice courts back up, though nobody has been able to engage in any sort of team work yet. Individual workouts are better than no workouts, however, and the league appears to be getting its ducks in a row in terms of returning to play. There's still no firm timelines but things do appear to be heading in the right direction.
Source: Charlotte Hornets
May 25, 2020, 3:13 pmJon LeuerPF, Milwaukee Bucks
Jon Leuer has announced his retirement from basketball.
Injuries completely destroyed Leuer's career, as he played in a combined 49 games over the previous two seasons with zero appearances in the 2019-20 campaign. Leuer's high point came with the Suns, where he averaged 8.5 points to go with 5.6 rebounds, 0.6 steals, 0.4 blocks and a 38.2 mark from deep. His eight-year career comes to an end, with Leuer saying that his body simply won't let him play at a high level anymore.
Source: Jon Leuer on Instagram