November 27, 2018, 3:20 pm
I hate this time of year.
No, really. I’m serious. Boiling hatred. Winter is the deadbeat asshole son of the Mother Earth’s four seasons. The moment the calendar turns to December I want to throw myself into volcano because at least it’ll be warm when I plummet to my death. Once Thanksgiving is done, I become an unbearable pain in the ass because the cynic in me comes out in full force. The endless parade of holiday paraphernalia and the looming arctic air just beat me into submission each and every year.
Days are colder and darker. The thought of snow makes me want to empty every can of hair spray into the sky. I can’t step out of my house without being inundated with non-stop holiday themed crappola. And that music, oh that goddamn music! How come the #MeToo movement hasn’t put a stop of “Baby It’s Cold Outside” once and for all?
I have to deal with all the family drama that comes from being in the same room at the same time as all of them just to try to have a meal. I have to buy things, so many things, because the TV and Internet told me that a bunch of shit that people do not need is on sale and material possessions will make the people in my life happy. That means having to fight with people over parking spots and human space at a crowded mall near me. Even the nice things come with strings attached. Even as I donate to various causes, each one that I neglect fills me with the guilt of an endless Sarah McLachlan song and an image of a frowning dog. Prioritizing which causes to give to makes my heart sink about how screwed up the world can be.
See, I told you so. Happy holidays Hoop-Ballers!
But things aren’t all bad. I have a healthy and happy family, friends, and the joy of basketball this time of year. But at this point in the year, I tend to let the negative aspects of this period of time in the Gregorian calendar outweigh the good things in my life. That’s probably an unhealthy approach to things, but since I’m really only that way one month out of the year, I’ll make up for it in the other 11.
And so it goes for fantasy basketball as well. You can’t let the negative outweigh the positive. Fantasy basketball is great and you sometimes need to remind yourself of that even as the season drags on and things feel like they are falling apart around you. The season may not always be going your way, sure, but you’re still playing a fun game with your buddies and that counts for something. Just like with the holidays, you just need to make sure you don’t fall into the trap of letting all the random irritants get the best of you.
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So with all of that said, here is a quick guide to managing all the various nuisances that come with the holidays as it relates to your fantasy teams. Hopefully you’ll see the parallels here and that will make the stress of dealing with the holidays a little better. When the holidays are happening around you, there will likely be plenty of not-so-subtle reminders for you to think about your teams to shut the world out around you just a little bit longer.
Your Overbearing Family – This one needs no explanation. Your league is like a surrogate family. There’s the commissioner, the parent who can never get his kids to do everything all at the same time. There’s the cantankerous uncle who believes he’s smarter than everyone else and has to critique every transaction and his opinion about lopsided trades is the only one that matters. There’s the pest of a younger brother who sends trade offer after trade offer just because he’s looking for some attention. Then there’s your cousin who lives abroad. You typically never hear from her and people are concerned that she’s gone for good, but she’ll pop her head in at the most random of times just as you have begun to think she’s abandoned her roster for good.
Remember that your league is likely full of these characters and knowing who you’re dealing with will make trades and winning that much better for you. Someone way smarter than I am wrote an entire book about war which says that you should know your enemy as well as you know yourself. Except your enemies are probably your friends and family so don’t go into battle with a blowtorch, just a premium subscription to Hoop-Ball (HOLIDAY PLUG ALERT!) and a really good internet connection.
Holiday Music – God it just drones on and on and on. Doesn’t matter where you go, it’s playing in the background and you hear it so often that you will randomly get a song that you know you can’t stand stuck in your head and you start to sing it and hate yourself just a little bit more than you did before. Holiday music is like an STD you know will flare up once a year, but there’s nothing you can do to stop it.
We all have that player that winds up on our teams that annoys the crap out of us. Yet, they keep finding their ways onto our teams by just existing and playing in the background. We wish we could rid ourselves of them for good, but they always manage to find their way back. For me my Holiday Music player is Wes Matthews. I can’t stand owning him. He’s good for scoring and 3s and that’s about it. He’s typically hurt and missing chunks of time. He remains on my roster because of consistency and apathy. And then every so often I’ll end up singing his praises when he goes off for a big night. Then I feel like I’ll be dreaming of a Wes Matthews just like the one I used to…GODDAMMIT IT HAPPENED AGAIN MAKE IT STOP!
Black Friday and Holiday Sales – It’s buy-low season everyone! There are sales galore! We’re almost a third of the way into the fantasy basketball year and like most retailers who desperately need a good Q4 to make their numbers, fantasy owners are looking at their inventory AND TOTALLY FREAKING OUT!
Now not all sales are good. There are some places that will jack up the regular price of their goods and services just to make it look like the sale price is better. It’s a pretty common practice to make it look like holiday sales are the best over the course of the year. So fantasy players, make sure you have your buyer beware hat on. If someone is trying to sell you a strong performance, make sure you back check what the player has done in the past before buying at what you believe to be a sale price.
Gift Giving – Giving gifts to people is usually broken down into two categories, naughty and nice. If you’re giving a gift to someone who is naughty, make sure it’s a beatdown in the standings. Give the gift of a little extra smack talk when it’s 8-1 in your favor. Gloat just a little bit more when you’ve given the gift of a Bloody Sunday when a Kevin Durant or James Harden goes for 50 on a Sunday night.
Now, we don’t typically do charity in fantasy basketball, but if you’re being nice you’re probably doing it accidentally. I was nice to my leaguemates last year when I dropped Nikola Mirotic after the Bobby Portis punching incident. All the news about the punch led me to believe that Mirotic was done in Chicago and his value wouldn’t recover. I was right about him being done in Chicago, but hoo boy was I wrong about his value. So that was pretty nice of me. Far better than receiving a lump of coal.
House Lighting – There are plenty of people who light their houses up for the holidays and the good majority of them are just a mashup of colorful crap. But there are some exceptions to this rule and there are houses who go all out, but do so with a plan with a clear color scheme and detail. When done right they can be gorgeous even if sometimes blinding.
Thing is, every house on the block can’t have a perfect set of lights that cover every angle of the house. That would drive the neighbors bananas and probably jack up electric bills. But you can have a couple houses go all out and some of the other houses have nice decorations without going overboard to give it all a warm look and feel around the holidays.
So too are most fantasy teams. You can’t just collect a team of stars because that’s incredibly difficult and you’ll likely alienate the rest of your friends and wind up with no league. Every roster is going to have a star or two, but the keys are the complementary pieces that go with those stars to make the whole team look and feel that much better.
I’m sure you can think of plenty of other holiday comparables to fantasy hoops. Again, let the holidays and the dreadful winter be a reminder to you that there’s always a reason to step back and appreciate the joys of fantasy basketball.
PLAYER OF THE WEEK WHO HAS A PERSONAL VENDETTA AGAINST ME
There are always plenty of players who let me down over the course of the season, but since I try to stress patience to my readers, it would behoove me to follow my own advice. So, I try to wait and wait, and wait some more for the players I invested in and showed nothing but love and affection for to finally just love me back. Just a little bit. Because that’s all my teams are looking for, just a little love. I don’t need grand gestures, just a little love in return and we’re all good. And sometimes we can find love in the strangest of places, even when things are falling apart all around us. Like in Cleveland.
SO DAMN YOU LARRY NANCE JR!! You have no Kevin Love there, no more LeBron, no more J.R. Smith, no other young players worth a crap. This should be your time to shine. You have all the defense metrics in your arsenal already, all you need is the offense to go along with it. But noooooooo, that’s not good enough for you. You have to let a known bum like Tristan Thompson steal all the rebounds. You have to let another known bum in Jordan Clarkson take every ill-advised shot known to man.
Oh, but Cleveland won a couple of games against some good opponents with that combination you say? So you went from 9th circle of hell to the 8th. Who cares. You’re still in hell. If you wanted to get yourself out of MY hell, then start taking control on the offensive end, Mr. Nance, lest you be brandished with horrible looking uniforms for the rest of your life.
YOU’RE PROBABLY THINKING THAT THEIR STRENGTH AND SPEED ARE STILL BASED IN A WORLD THAT IS BUILT ON RULES AND BECAUSE OF THAT THEY WILL NEVER BE AS STRONG OR AS FAST AS YOU CAN BE IF YOUR DRAFT LOOKED LIKE THIS
Round 1 – Kevin Durant
Round 2 – Jimmy Butler
Round 3 – Clint Capela
Round 4 – Otto Porter Jr.
Round 5 – Eric Bledsoe
Round 6 – Nikola Mirotic
Round 7 – Julius Randle
Round 8 – Spencer Dinwiddie
Round 9 – Reggie Jackson
Round 10 – Jaren Jackson Jr.
Round 11 – Jeremy Lamb
Round 12 – Montrezl Harrell
Round 13 – Noah Vonleh
The hell? How did you get on this list Otto Porter? Amazing what can happen when the Wizards can put aside their differences and a butthurt Dwight Howard. I should permanently etch a rendering of Montrezl Harrell’s name in the round 12 spot in stone surrounded by the biggest Sharpie I can find.
YOU’RE PROBABLY THINKING THAT YOU HATE THIS PLACE, THIS ZOO, THIS PRISON, THIS REALITY, WHATEVER YOU CALL IT, YOU CAN’T STAND IT ANY LONGER IF YOUR DRAFT LOOKED LIKE THIS
Round 1 – Nikola Jokic
Round 2 – Victor Oladipo
Round 3 – Donovan Mitchell
Round 4 – LaMarcus Aldridge
Round 5 – Gary Harris
Round 6 – Hassan Whiteside
Round 7 – De’Aaron Fox
Round 8 – Andrew Wiggins
Round 9 – Willie Cauley-Stein
Round 10 – Evan Fournier
Round 11 – Jonathan Isaac
Round 12 – Brook Lopez
Round 13 – Danny Green
We need to hold an intervention for Donovan Mitchell. Donovan, it’s ok, we all love you. This is a safe place for you. But we want you to know that you’ve changed and we’re concerned about you and who you are becoming. I feel like Willie Cauley-Stein is in the middle of an identity crisis. He’s this big 7-footer who desperately wants to be someone like Jeff Green for some bizarre reason. I wonder if he’s just privately telling Marvin Bagley Jr., ‘see, this will be you in four years.’
ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS
I’ll be looking at some mid to late-tier players who I’ll be keeping an eye on throughout the season on a week to week basis. Based on how their past few and upcoming few games go, I’ll decide whether or not I will be confidently holding and feeling strongly about (rock), or feeling a little bit flimsy or unsure of (paper) or will just be cutting altogether like a Reggae artist trying to build a career off of the surname of the far more successful Shabba (scissors, obviously). These are the players we either drafted or picked up who can make or break our seasons and will be dissected most when we try to make moves to the top of the standings. Here are some more players in my thought process.
Cody Zeller – My wife and I used to belong to a small gym in New York City and to try to break up the monotony, we would assign the various regulars nicknames. There were Mighty Mouse, the Meathead Twins, and a girl we would call PLOD, short for Permanent Look Of Disgust. PLOD went to the gym at the same time, wore the same type of outfit, and was on the treadmill for 30 minutes every night and wore a scowl on her face the entire time. There was never a single deviation from her routine. PLOD was going to plod her way to her fitness goals.
We have plodders in fantasy hoops as well and this season, Cody Zeller is PLOD royalty. Almost no deviation from routine, and you probably wear a scowl for owning him, but Zeller, just week in and week out, is delivering top-100 value. It’s not exciting, it’s not flashy, it’s just dependable. Just like the many characters that come in and out of your life, there’s something comforting in having someone show up and deliver and perform as you are accustomed to.
Rondae Hollis-Jefferson – This is probably just the Nets homer in me, but I think the move to the starting lineup is going to push RHJ back to his top-100 self. It’s taken him some time to get over his injury and Kenny Atkinson and his need to start Jared Dudley have hindered his value. But if Russell and Dinwiddie (and LeVert) are the engines for the Nets, and Jarrett Allen is the sleek new body, then RHJ is their heart and they need him to beat even more if they’re going to start to push for wins.
Fred VanVleet – It’s tough when your team is already supporting six top-100 players, but Van Vleet remains someone who can find his way on a loaded Raps team. So much of what has been holding him back has been his shooting, and he’s finally put together more respectable shooting weeks. His role isn’t going to change much, but his value on better shooting can only go up.
Dennis Smith Jr. – He has to stick in dynasty leagues, but you standard leaguers are probably at your wit’s end. It’s tough to let go of a guy who we all know can explode on any given night, but Luka has sucked the force out of Smith for most of this season.
Richaun Holmes – You know him. We love him. And if you have a free roster spot, perhaps just hang on just a little bit longer. He’s inching closer to top-150 value with his minutes stabilizing. He just need some things to break his way to finally unleash what we all know he is capable of and now that he’s firmly in the Suns rotation, that could happen at any moment.
Dario Saric – He’s been a top-125 player since being shipped to Minnesota, which is fine and good, but not what you drafted him for. There’s only been one real stinker in his six games, which is good. The bad is that he’s yet to see minutes in the 30s and remains an at best 3rd or 4th option like he was in Philly. I am this close to throwing in the towel in a 10-teamer.
Andrew Wiggins – It’s enough. The notion that he’s going to change who he is now that Jimmy Butler is gone is fallacy. He was never a top-100 player to begin with that won’t change with or without Butler. I’m no longer interested to see if he can recover from hitting rock bottom, and neither should you.
Darren Collison & Tyreke Evans – With Victor Oladipo out we figured to get a bump in production from these two, but that never came. They simply can’t replicate their magic from last season and gains from Domantas Sabonis and a return from Dipo will keep their usage down. These DBOMs are unlikely to detonate.
Terry Rozier – Either Kyrie Irving is going to be injured or he’s not. That’s the only way Rozier hits value. Right now, Irving is just fine and the Celtics remain a deep and talented team. The only thing that’s truly Scary about Terry is his unsightly 36% shooting.
ADVENTURES IN DFS
I know this is a basketball site, but I need to shift gears into football if I may. That cool Panda?
I want you to know how cruel this industry is. It’s horrible. It’s torture I wouldn’t inflict on my own worst enemies. I’m going to share with you my Sunday football routine.
I usually enter whatever NFL contests I feel like on Tuesday when the new games are open. I typically play a handful of games, but I almost never stray from this combination of games. 3-4 50/50 cash games, 2-3 single entry GPPs, and 1 entry into the Sunday Million. I also have a friends league that I do at $10 per week. I always create my lineups on Tuesday then alter them Sunday mornings once the dust has settled and all the injuries and inactives are sorted out.
This Sunday, I had a lineup that included Saquon Barkley, Nick Chubb, Cameron Brate, and Zach Ertz. I am sharing this with you because each of those players were amongst the first to score touchdowns that day. I also needed to get my kid out of the house to grab some groceries shortly after kickoff. With the four-year-old in tow, I was walking down the refrigerated aisle of milks and cheeses when I decided to check my FanDuel scores around 1:45. The very top of my live scoring page said: $30.99 Entries, $1,499 Winnings.
I of course shriek with glee in front of any number of poor shlubs and old farts who just want to pick up a dozen eggs without seeing a pair of Dad jeans attempt to Orange Justice in front of his kid out of pure delight. But as I mentioned to you, DFS is not fun. It is anguish. Pure misery.
I spent the rest of the day draining my battery as I watched $1,499 go to $1,299, then to $499, then to $299, then $209, then $149, then $109, then $49, then finally, once all the late afternoon games were over and there was nothing but carnage left, a whopping $13.35 on my $30.99 investment. I had already planned on using that nearly $1500 for a future trip to Vegas in addition to curing cancer, but FanDuel won’t allow me and the rest of humanity to have nice things. Sorry, I know you’re here for hoops, but my basketball DFS week was pretty tame and wouldn’t you rather hear about me taking the beating of my life over the course of about six hours?
Let’s see, we went 7-2 in a 12-team H2H, 7-2 in the 24-team dynasty leaguer without a single game from Dipo, 6-3 in the 10-team dynasty, 5-4 in the Hoop-Ball staff league, and 5-4 in the 10-team H2H.
Breathe, Josh breathe.
Oh sweet God that feels soooooo good. Now put your clothes back on and do it again this week Nancy!
Anytime you’ve got a good Bloody Sunday story. Reach out to me on Twitter @JoshMillman and I’ll happily, and not so happily, commiserate with you.
Enjoy the rest of the week fellow Hoop-Ballers!
May 20, 2019, 9:02 pmJordan Bell - F - Golden State Warriors
Jordan Bell will start at center in Monday's Game 4 for the Warriors.
Bell has played between 11 and 15 minutes in the three conference finals games, and he's unlikely to play too much more than that tonight. Look for Kevon Looney to continue to get more minutes than Bell tonight.
Source: Anthony Slater on Twitter
May 20, 2019, 8:46 pmAlfonzo McKinnie - F - Golden State Warriors
Alfonzo McKinnie will start for Andre Iguodala in Monday's Game 4 vs. the Blazers.
McKinnie grabbed nine boards in 21 minutes in Game 3 and has gone 1-for-1 on threes for three straight games. Steve Kerr mentioned earlier that Jonas Jerebko would also get more minutes with Iguodala out.
Source: Chris Haynes on Twitter
May 20, 2019, 7:49 pmAndre Iguodala - G/F - Golden State Warriors
Andre Iguodala (left leg) will not play in Monday's Game 4 against the Blazers.
The Warriors will look to close out the series in Portland without Iguodala, Kevin Durant, and DeMarcus Cousins. The Finals doesn't start for ten more days, so Iggy should be able to get healthy by then.
Source: Kurt Helin on Twitter
May 20, 2019, 6:02 pmD.J. Wilson - F - Milwaukee Bucks
D.J. Wilson (left ankle soreness) is questionable for Game 4 against the Raptors on Tuesday.
If Wilson is able to return, he won't be more than bench depth.
Source: NBA Injury Report
May 20, 2019, 5:58 pmDwight Powell - F/C - Dallas Mavericks
According to Chris Haynes, Dwight Powell will turn down his $10.2 million player option and will become an unrestricted free agent this summer.
At just 27 years old, Powell is likely looking to get a longer deal with more guaranteed money. However, there are a litany of fours and fives that could be on the market this summer, making this an interesting decision for Powell. With Kristaps Porzingis returning from injury, Powell may seek more minutes elsewhere. A return to Dallas is still certainly in the cards for him.
Source: Chris Haynes on Yahoo! Sports
May 20, 2019, 3:59 pmOG Anunoby - F - Toronto Raptors
OG Anunoby (appendectomy) and Patrick McCaw (personal) remain out for Game 4 against the Bucks.
Anunoby started doing light work about a week ago and could be close to a return for Game 5 or if the series goes any further. It is unclear why McCaw has missed time, but we wish him the best. He isn't in line for rotation minutes in this series anyways, especially with how well Norman Powell is playing.
Source: Ryan Wolstat on Twitter
May 20, 2019, 3:52 pmAndre Iguodala - G/F - Golden State Warriors
Andre Iguodala (left calf tightness) is listed as questionable for Game 4 on Monday.
Iggy left in the first quarter of Game 3 before returning. He only logged 18 minutes overall in the game. If he can't go, Shaun Livingston and Jordan Bell would take up the bulk of his minutes, while Jonas Jerebko and Alfonzo McKinnie could see a few extra as well.
Source: NBA Injury Report
May 20, 2019, 3:46 pmMalcolm Brogdon - G - Milwaukee Bucks
Mike Budenholzer is inclined to stick with the current starting lineup for Game 4.
Bud mentioned he likes Malcolm Brogdon and George Hill off the bench, and he has every reason to do so. Even if there were going to be lineup changes, we wouldn't hear about it until right before tip-off, but don't expect any.
Source: Matt Velazquez on Twitter
May 20, 2019, 11:26 amJames Ennis III - F - Philadelphia Sixers
James Ennis III has declined his $1.8 million player option and is set to be an unrestricted free agent.
Ennis played a crucial role for the Sixers down the stretch and will likely look to secure a multi-year deal after showing his worth.
Source: Shams Charania on Twitter
May 20, 2019, 9:59 amTim Connelly - Team - Denver Nuggets
Tim Connelly will remain with the Nuggets as their President of Basketball Operations.
The Wizards were trying to pry Connelly away from the Nuggets after meeting on Friday, but it seems that Connelly likes where he is and wants no part of a decimated Wizards' team.
Source: Adrian Wojnarowski on Twitter