• I didn’t think I had any more musical themes in me, but I found myself listening to the Lithium Stiffs and Crest — must be listened to immediately back-to-back — by my favorite post-rock Chicago band, Tortoise, and was inspired to do an instrumental theme this week (or more accurately, a lack of lyrics). You should really save those for after the read if you can. Crack a cold one, eat a brownie or some dried mushrooms and enjoy.

    With that in mind, I’ll start with a track from my second favorite Chicago post-rock band who samples itself and Bob James (more Bob James later) — the Lo-Fi The Sea and Cake.

    That’s about the only commonality the songs featured here today- post-rock, proto-metal, soul, jazz, orchestral, even a cello quartet (but not YoYo Ma; my dad tried to get me into classical music as a youth but since he only truly likes middle-eastern music, he never listened to it enough aside from his propagandic encouragements. He did have an affinity for British humor so the only thing I can remember from that attempt is Victor Borge).

    * * * * *

    Steph and Lauri are back in action and Trill Will, Dunn and Portis due back pretty soon. Boogie might return around Christmastime, but Kerr could hold him out until January which is when we’re hopeful to see Kevin Love. I still haven’t heard any updates on Porzingis and I’m not planning on him being a significant contributor this year.

    With all these guys getting back, I need to hit the trade market extra hard and try to stir up some mystic brew to clear up some roster space for H2H.

    This is the time of year when the standings crystalize a bit and some guys stuck at the bottom start to get desperate. You should be reviewing their rosters to see who you might be able to pry away.

    On the other side, if you’re one of teams at the bottom of the pack, it might be because you had/have an injured early round pick, some scheduling randomness, or maybe your team just isn’t very good. If that’s you, you may need to consider shaking your roster up, and that means possibly settling for a less-than-ideal trade.

    That means it might not be the obvious one-sided deal you wanted, or you having to part with a guy you’d rather keep. What it doesn’t mean is settling for a bad trade. You can settle for a wind parade.

    Week 8 Schedule

    The last two links were classic Hip-Hop samples from my formative years — Electric Relaxation and Buck Em Down– I’ll stick with that theme and kick the schedule off with the most used classic Hip-Hop sample ever.

    2 Games: BOS, PHI – I don’t have any of the big stars but I’m sitting Horford in my weekly roto league.
    3 Games: ATL, CHA, CHI, DAL, GSW, HOU, IND, LAC, LAL, MEM, MIA, MIL, MIN, OKC, ORL, PHO, POR, SAC, UTA, WAS
    4 Games: BKN, CLE, DEN, DET, NOR, NYK, SAS, TOR

    Monday has 7 games: Thunder at Pistons, Warriors at Hawks, Cavs at Nets, Wizards at Knicks, Nuggets at Raptors, Rockets at Wolves and Clippers at Pelicans.

    Tuesday has 5: Bulls at Pacers, Magic at Heat, Blazers at Mavs, Kings at Suns and Spurs at Jazz.

    Wednesday has 10: Dubs at Cavs, Nuggets at Magic, Wiz at Hawks, Thunder at Nets, Sixers at Raptors, Clips at Grizz, Pistons at Bucks, Hornets at Wolves, Mavs at Pels and Spurs at Lakers.

    Thursday has 3: Knicks at Celtics, Suns at Blazers and Rockets at Jazz.

    Friday has 10: Nuggs at Hornets, Embiid at Drummond, Pacers at Magic, Raptors at Nets, Kings at Cavs, Thunder at Bulls, Grizz at Pels, Lakers at Spurs, Heat at Suns and Dubs at Bucks.

    Saturday has 9: Rockets at Mavs, Kings at Pacers, Nuggs at Hawks, Wiz at Cavs, Nets at Knicks, Celtics at Bulls, Lakers at Grizzlies, Wolves at Blazers and Heat at Clippers.

    Sunday has 4: Pels at Pistons, Bucks at Raps, Jazz at Spurs and Hornets at Knicks.

    For My Streamers

    *all light schedule days in bold: Mon, Tues, Thurs, Sun.

    ATL: 3- M, W, Sa
    BRK: 4- M, W, F, Sa
    BOS: 2- Th, Sa
    CHA: 3- W, F, Su
    CHI: 3- Tu, F, Sa
    CLE: 4- M, W, F, Sa
    DAL: 3- Tu, W, Sa
    DEN: 4- M, W, F, Sa
    DET: 4- M, W, F, Su
    GSW: 3- M, W, F
    HOU: 3- M, Th, Sa
    IND: 3- Tu, F, Sa
    LAC: 3- M, W, Sa
    LAL: 3- W, F, Sa
    MEM: 3- W, F, Sa
    MIA: 3- Tu, F, Sa
    MIL: 3- W, F, Su
    MIN: 3- M, W, Sa
    NOR: 4- M, W, F, Su
    NYK: 4- M, Th, Sa, Su
    OKC: 3- M, W, F
    ORL: 3- Tu, W, F
    PHI: 2- W, F
    PHO: 3- Tu, Th, F
    POR: 3- Tu, Th, Sa
    SAC: 3- Tu, F, Sa
    SAS: 4- Tu, W, F, Su
    TOR: 4- M, W, F, Su
    UTA: 3- Tu, Th, Su
    WAS: 3- M, W, Sa

    Back-to-Backs

    Sun (of Week 7)/Mon: LAC, NOR
    Mon/Tues: none
    Tues/Weds: DAL, ORL, SAS
    Weds/Thurs: none
    Thurs/Fri: PHO
    Fri/Sat: BRK, CHI, CLE, DEN, IND, LAL, MEM, MIA, SAC
    Sat/Sun: NYK
    Sun/Mon (of Week 8): DET, MIL, NOR, UTA

    3 games in 4 nights:

    Tues/Weds/Fri: ORL, SAS

    Tues/Thurs/Fri: PHO

    Weds/Fri/Sat: BKN, CLE, DEN, LAL, MEM,

    Thurs/Sat/Sun: NYK

    Tues/Thurs/+ PHO, POR, UTA

    Thurs/Sun/+ NYK

    Working the Wire

    Point Guards

    In 2 games last week Elie Okobo averaged 14.0 points, 2.0 threes, 3.0 assists and 2.0 steals in 30 minutes a game. As a rookie he has no baseline to compare but Devin Booker (hamstring) might miss more games, Isaiah Canaan is gone, and neither De’Anthony Melton nor Jamal Crawford is going to rob him of his development. Neither is Maria Fumaca. Phoenix has 3 games this week.

    Tim Frazier started the last two games and averaged 8.0 points, 1.5 threes, 10.5 assists and 1.0 steals in over 30 minutes. All those the numbers might be a bit high, but the assists pop and with E’Twaun Moore (leg) looking like he’ll miss some games, the minutes should be there for Frazier. The Pelicans go 4 times.

    D.J. Augustin kept it going with 11.3 points, 1.5 threes and 6.5 assists over the last two weeks. If only his schedule would cooperate — Orlando has 3 games per week for more than a month.

    J.J. Barea was still hot (50% from the field) last week and got 13.7 points, 1.3 threes and 7.7 assists. The Mavs have 3 games although he might sit one of the Tues/Weds B2B.

    Speaking of grizzled vets, Tony Parker got 13.7 points and 6.0 assists over his last three games. He’s old and will miss random games and that’s about it. The Hornets play 3 times.

    On Friday we learned that Oladipo (knee) is out indefinitely but also due back in the near future and I almost wet my pants — I just loooove paradoxes! Tyreke Evans has been getting some threes, steals and turnovers while Cory Joesph has been returning the more well-rounded lines. Indiana has 3 games this week.

    Monte Morris put up low-end usable 9-cat numbers over the last two weeks — 9.6 points, 0.9 threes, 4.6 assists, 3.0 rebounds, 0.6 steals on great shooting and his 8.00 AST/TO ratio, if maintained, would be the best season finish ever for a player averaging over 20 minutes per game — Muggsy Bogues’ 5.93 in 1989-90 is the single-season record to date. At 5’3’’, Bogues also holds the record as the shortest player in NBA history. The Nuggets dig in 4 times.

    Bryn Forbes is still scoring and hitting 3s (11.8 and 2.3 over the last weeks) but his minutes are down and that’s all he’s doing. Patty Mills is doing the same low-end stuff with some assists (9.5, 1.3 and 2.5).

    Derrick White had the best game of his young career on Friday with 11 points, a three, nine assists and five rebounds. The Spurs were blown out and a lot of his production was in garbage time so he’s more of a watch than an add. The Spurs have 4 games.

    Emmanuel Mudiay busted out with 28 points, four treys, seven dimes and a steal in Saturday’s OT win over the Bucks. Trey Burke left that game with a right knee sprain and Frank Nitilikina got a DNP-Coach’s Decision. Mudiay runs hot or cold but if he’s going to be the only point guard playing…New York has 4 games.

    Shooting Guards

    I’m not sure why Terrence Ross isn’t owned in more leagues.

    Iman Shumpert fell off a bit last week, but he’s been returning low-end 9-cat value on the season with 9.6 points, 1.9 treys and 1.2 steals a game. The Kings play 3 times.

    Dwyane Wade is the lone guard off the bench with Goran Dragic and Tyler Johnson out and he put up an eye-popping 23.7 points, a crazy 2.3 threes and 5.0 assists on 52% shooting last week. Miami plays 3 games next week, but Fri/Sat is a B2B and Wade might sit one of those.

    Wayne Ellington and his permanent 5 o’clock shadow are tied for No. 8 in the NBA with 2.9 trifectas a game. He’s still strangely averaging double the number steals he usually gets — and shooting less than 40% on the season — but I’m not complaining. You want him for the 3s. He racks ‘em 3 times.

    Wes Matthews got you 12.3 points and 2.0 threes last week and he is what he is. Dallas plays 3 times.

    Reggie Bullock put up 10.8 points, 2.0 threes and 2.8 assists last week but hasn’t done a whole lot to separate himself from Stanley Johnson. The Pistons have 3 games.

    Allen Crabbe managed 8.0 points, 2.3 threes and 0.8 steals last week on 34.4% from the field. For how much he’s making you’d think he’d show a little of the shooting efficiency he had in Portland but alas. I mean, damn, $18,500,000 USD for that? They could have given me a tenth of that to shoot 34% and I’d be down to get the Gatorade and wash the jock straps too. The Nets go 4 times.

    George Hill (shoulder) returned and played 19 minutes on Saturday. Collin Sexton stuck as a starter so we’ll see how much Jordan Clarkson, Rodney Hood and Alec Burks are impacted — all scored in double figures with a trey and a steal on Saturday. They go 4 times.

    Allonzo Trier seems like he’s exchanging good games with Damyean Dotson and they oscillate depending on the whims of the Great and Powerful Fiz. The Knicks play 4 times.

    Small Forwards

    Mikal Bridges crapped the bed and then crapped it five more times and I’m out of diapers. How sad. He just looks lost on the way to Dakar.

    Josh Jackson had the better return last week and that’s really saying something since Josh doesn’t really know how to play basketball and just landed inside the top-200 in 8/9-cat. The 10.8 points, 0.3 triples 6.3 boards, 3.3 assists and 1.3 steals look good but 39.6% from the floor and 6.7% from the stripe do not. Still, by force of usage alone if Booker misses more games (he’s probable to play on Sunday), Jackson will put up deep-league numbers. The Suns play 3 games this week.

    Return of the Cedi — Osman is back on the floor and back to his old ways of streaky shooting — 10.3 points, 1.5 threes, 6.0 rebounds and 0.8 steals on an Allen Crabbe-like 29.8% from the floor. The Cavs have 4 games.

    Kelly Oubre was unimpressive as a starter so got relegated to the bench in favor or Tomas Satoransky. Kelly got 5 points and one trey while Sato got 7 points and 3 assists. Yawn. And that was without Jeff Green back spasms). The Wiz go 3 times if either one of then starts to shine.

    DeMarre Carroll had a pretty good two games with no Joe Harris (groin strain) hitting double figure scoring and over 20 minutes in both with his usual threes and steals. Will his usage change when Harris returns?  The Nets play 4 games.

    James Ennis’s minutes got hit with the return of Gerald Green but still managed a steal and a triple last week. Meanwhile Green was pretty good in his two games back — 10.5 points and 2.5 treys — but they were both blowouts, so he got some additional run. Houston plays 3 games.

    DeAndre’ Bembry stayed putting up counting stats with bad shooting and you can give him a look in 14-16 deep if you don’t mind the hit to your percentages. Atlanta goes 3 times.

    You want Kentavious Caldwell-Pope or Josh Hart for 3 games? KCP has had the edge lately but who knows when Rondo gets back.

    Garrett Temple is plodding along with standard league 9-cat value with 10.0 points, 1.3 threes and 1.3 steals last week. There’s no upside but he’s a safe play if your wires are dry in deeper leagues. The Grizzlies have 3 games.

    Doug McDermott is somehow averaging 16.5 points and 2.8 three over his last three games and that won’t last but he’s widely available if you’re in a deep league thinking Dipo comes back later than sooner.

    Power Forwards

    PJ Tucker had 1.5 treys, 7.3 boards and 2.3 steals last week. He shouldn’t be available. The Rockets play 3 times.

    Noah Vonleh hasn’t been quite as good but he’s still generally rosterable if you need a big. He’s still starting and Kevin Knox is still coming off the bench but it was Knox who broke out with 26 points, five triples, four boards, four assists, a steal and a block in 37 minutes. I don’t trust it/Fiz but NY has 4 games.

    Marvin Williams has hit double-figures in 5 out of 6 games (of course the one game he didn’t, he dropped a 0-point dud) in almost 30 minutes a game. As Dan always says, minutes are the key here. Charlotte has 3 games.

    Juancho Hernangomez has held standard league value all month as a starter with averages 10.3 points, 1.8 treys and 6.2 rebounds with fantastic efficiency. Denver plays 4 times though he might get lost like a cosmonaut when Barton gets back.

    Al-Farouq Aminu did his thing with 8.0 points, 0.7 threes, 5.3 boards and 1.3 steals on 44.4 percent shooting. The shooting is too high and boards are too low but it pretty much looks right. Portland has 3 games.

    JaMychal Green got 10.0 points, 0.3 threes, 6.0 boards and 1.0 stocks in 24.0 minutes last week. The Grizz go 3 times if you need his deep-league stat set.

    Center

    Markieff Morris maintained production off the bench with top-65 9-cat value over the last two weeks. Dwight Howard’s butt is going to hurt for several months so he shouldn’t be available while he’s playing so well.  Washington plays 3 times.

    Cody Zeller (rib contusion) is probable for Sunday. Michael Kidd-Gilchrist and one of Willy Hernangomez and Frank Kaminsky would benefit if he can’t play. Charlotte has 3 games this week.

    Bam Adebayo continues to get more run and it’s usually at the expense of Hassan Whiteside. He’s only at 19.2 minutes on the season but got 26.0 last week and got you 12.0 points, 12.0 boards, 1.0 steals and 1.0 blocks. Coach Spo might flip it soon but you can ride it ‘til the wheels go bam. Miami plays 3 times.

    Since I teach nights, I rarely get to see East Coast tipoffs. On Saturday, I got a chance to sit down and watch a whole Knicks game. I didn’t think it would be a good game (it was); my main goal was to see Mitchell Robinson.

    Hahaha, man, this guy is something. He’s tall and gangly and looks like he’s on skates half the time. And boy does he rack up fouls fast! It’s like Fiz told him: “look, I’ma play you for like 15-20 minutes a game to start and I just want you to grab boards and block some shots. Don’t worry about fouls, just go out there and play, ok?”

    Big Meech nods — “hold my beer, coach.” (He’s too young to drink legally, so maybe Yoo-hoo?)

    Dude tries to block everything and he’s a bit of a hack, too, but he does have quick reactions; if he can get it under control just a little, we’ll have something. Fiz wanted him to close the game, but he fouled out (again) and we’re going to have to have some patience with the young fellow. Unlike Mikal Bridges, I can’t readily find blocks on the wire so I’m holding for now but it’s not easy. The Knicks go 4 times.

    Ed Davis is averaging 7.8 rebounds in only 14.2 minutes last week as the return of Carroll and RHJ eventually took its toll. Boss goes 4 times and he’s been like the Rock of Gibraltar.

    Richaun Holmes got enough defensive stats last week to maintain low-end value in only 16.8 minutes a game. How low will he be able to do it strictly as Ayton’s backup? The Suns have 3 games the 4 the next two.

    Alex Len surprisingly kept up his low-end line in 19 minutes a game. You all know I hate Len but there’s not many options out there in competitive leagues. Atlanta has 3 games.

    Thomas Bryant is steadily getting more minutes and if he could ever hit 20-22 consistently be useful. Coach Scott Brooks said he’ll be reintegrating Ian Mahinmi into his rotation, so we’ll see. Washington has 3 games.

    Jakob Poeltl looked like he was ready to do something, then bombed. Just keep an eye out.

    Random Observations

    Instrumental songs can be great writing music — I really dig the almost score-like one — sometimes you need something dramatic and mysterious, and sometimes you need sometimes you need a build-up to a crescendo.

    Yahoo recently introduced an automatic games counter — welp, there goes another hustle-derived advantage. If I were to look for a possible silver lining, maybe that’ll encourage more turnover on the waivers.

    The Bulls frontcourt is about to get crowded with the return of Lauri Markkanen and soon Bobby Portis. I hope we’ll all not overact while the whole YYZ rotation works itself out, but at least holders of Kris Dunn shouldn’t have to worry about him getting minutes.

    The Bucks and Warriors have played the most home games while the Celtics are among the teams that have played the least. Expect corresponding conference rankings to adjust accordingly.

    Continuing with the Celtics, the esteemed Zach Lowe recently opined that he felt there was some friction divvying up the shots on a healthyish team. Lowe thinks they won’t make a trade right now as GM Danny Ainge is holding assets for a possible Anthony Davis trade, that due to obscure cap minutia, can not be completed as long as both are under deals signed as the designated player — unless the Ainge wants to trade Kyrie for Brow, which he most certainly does not. That designated player condition no longer applies this summer.

    Last week Russell Westbrook tied Jason Kidd for third-most career triple-doubles with 107. Magic is No. 2 at 138 and the Big O, Oscar Robertson, is in the lead with 181. How high can he get on the stairway to heaven?

    Willie Cauley-Stein is consistent with his inconsistency; he’s simply unable to sustain peak intensity and focus. On one play, you’ll see him be decisive with a strong move to the rim. Later in the same game he’ll have deep post position against a smaller player and will toss up a ridiculous over the head baby-hook that isn’t even close. I mean, why don’t you just lay it in? Personally, I thought the Post Malone under-the-eye tattoos he got would help but not so much. Maybe the PPP should have been a clue. The tats look pretty ridiculous but at least he doesn’t look like a clown, just the human abstract.

     

    These earthlings really got me stressin’; time to rejoin the Cloud People,
    Chef

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Fantasy News

  • Jordan Sibert - G - Atlanta Hawks

    Chris Kirschner of The Athletic is reporting that the Hawks are signing guard Jordan Sibert to a 10-day contract.

    The former Dayton guard has been playing in the G League for the Erie BayHawks where in 34 games he averaged 15.0 points, 1.9 assists and 1.4 steals. The departure of Jeremy Lin and the trade of Tyler Dorsey has opened up some minutes in Atlanta’s backcourt so Sibert might deserve a look in very deep leagues.

    Source: Chris Kirschner on Twitter

  • Spencer Dinwiddie - G - Brooklyn Nets

    Kenny Atkinson was noncommittal about whether Spencer Dinwiddie would be back by the time the Nets embark on a 7-city, 17-day road trip that starts on March 13th.

    Dinwiddie is still recovering from thumb surgery he had on January 28th but he’s been working out on the court, dribbling with his off hand. Just to be clear, there hasn’t been an official medical update from the Nets yet so this is more of speculation on Atkinson’s part. With fantasy playoffs rapidly approaching, managers will have to make a tough decision on whether to hold on to Dinwiddie, but we should have a more concrete update on his status at some point in the next few days.

    Source: Brian Lewis on Twitter

  • Dwight Howard - C - Washington Wizards

    Dwight Howard will return to Washington D.C. and start on-court work on Wednesday.

    Dwight has been recovering from November spine surgery, and it's good to see him progressing. He's still a few steps away from playing, and with the injuries he's been dealing with this season, it's hard to see him being useful outside of deep free throw punt teams. More likely, the greatest impact he'll have is eventually taking a few minutes from Thomas Bryant and Bobby Portis.

    Source: Shams Charania on Twitter

  • Henry Ellenson - F - New York Knicks

    Henry Ellenson plans to sign a 10-day contract with the Knicks.

    Ellenson has shown promise at times, but he has never really put together any fantasy-relevant stretches. Leave him on the wire for now, but it's not impossible to imagine a scenario where the tanking Knicks are missing or sitting a couple bigs, giving Ellenson some decent run.

    Source: Shams Charania on Twitter

  • Clint Capela - C - Houston Rockets

    Clint Capela (thumb) returned to practice on Tuesday with no limitations, which could determine his playing status for Thursday's game against the Lakers.

    Capela underwent surgery on January 17 and was initially given a 4-to-6 week timetable, so this would be at the early end of a return. The fact that he is returning to practice without any limitations is a great sign for owners, meaning a return is imminent. Watch out for the Rockets injury report on Wednesday.

    Source: Jonathan Feigen on Twitter

  • Jodie Meeks - G - Toronto Raptors

    Jodie Meeks is signing a 10-day contract with the Raptors, per Adrian Wojnarowski.

    Meeks was waived by the Bucks following the conclusion of his 25-game suspension for violating the league's anti-drug program. He hasn't played since last season with Washington and is unlikely to see much action with Toronto. He'll give the team some extra shooting when he does see the floor.

    Source: Adrian Wojnarowski on Twitter

  • Jared Dudley - F - Brooklyn Nets

    Jared Dudley (left hamstring strain) was scheduled to be re-evaluated on Tuesday.

    Dudley has already made it known that he's planning to return right out of the All-Star break, so unless today's checkup revealed some kind of further issue we're expecting him to be ready for Brooklyn's two games this week. His biggest fantasy impact will be taking minutes from more intriguing players.

    Source: Greg Logan on Twitter

  • Caris LeVert - G - Brooklyn Nets

    Caris LeVert will undergo an evaluation from the Nets medical staff on Tuesday.

    There's no sign of any setbacks from LeVert but the team will obviously keep a close eye on him after he's returned from a dislocated foot. This shouldn't be anything more than routine maintenance, so fantasy owners don't need to worry about it.

    Source: Greg Logan on Twitter

  • Ray Spalding - F - Phoenix Suns

    The Suns are expected to sign Ray Spalding to a 10-day contract.

    Spalding was the 56th pick in last summer's draft but only appeared in one NBA game this season with the Mavs. He was waived at the trade deadline with Dallas taking on one more player than they sent away, and will look to make an impression in a crowded Phoenix rotation. His college numbers (12.3 points, 8.7 rebounds, 1.5 steals and 1.7 blocks in 27.7 minutes per game) make him a name to file away in deep dynasty leagues.

    Source: Gina Mizell on Twitter

  • MarShon Brooks - G - Chicago Bulls

    Marshon Brooks has agreed to terms with the Guangdong Tigers of the Chinese Basketball Association, according to Sportando.

    Brooks played 29 games for the Grizzlies this season averaging 6.6 points and he is expected to replace Malcolm Delaney. Leave him on the waiver wire.

    Source: Sportando