December 2, 2018, 1:49 pm
I didn’t think I had any more musical themes in me, but I found myself listening to the Lithium Stiffs and Crest — must be listened to immediately back-to-back — by my favorite post-rock Chicago band, Tortoise, and was inspired to do an instrumental theme this week (or more accurately, a lack of lyrics). You should really save those for after the read if you can. Crack a cold one, eat a brownie or some dried mushrooms and enjoy.
With that in mind, I’ll start with a track from my second favorite Chicago post-rock band who samples itself and Bob James (more Bob James later) — the Lo-Fi The Sea and Cake.
That’s about the only commonality the songs featured here today- post-rock, proto-metal, soul, jazz, orchestral, even a cello quartet (but not YoYo Ma; my dad tried to get me into classical music as a youth but since he only truly likes middle-eastern music, he never listened to it enough aside from his propagandic encouragements. He did have an affinity for British humor so the only thing I can remember from that attempt is Victor Borge).
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Steph and Lauri are back in action and Trill Will, Dunn and Portis due back pretty soon. Boogie might return around Christmastime, but Kerr could hold him out until January which is when we’re hopeful to see Kevin Love. I still haven’t heard any updates on Porzingis and I’m not planning on him being a significant contributor this year.
With all these guys getting back, I need to hit the trade market extra hard and try to stir up some mystic brew to clear up some roster space for H2H.
This is the time of year when the standings crystalize a bit and some guys stuck at the bottom start to get desperate. You should be reviewing their rosters to see who you might be able to pry away.
On the other side, if you’re one of teams at the bottom of the pack, it might be because you had/have an injured early round pick, some scheduling randomness, or maybe your team just isn’t very good. If that’s you, you may need to consider shaking your roster up, and that means possibly settling for a less-than-ideal trade.
That means it might not be the obvious one-sided deal you wanted, or you having to part with a guy you’d rather keep. What it doesn’t mean is settling for a bad trade. You can settle for a wind parade.
Week 8 Schedule
The last two links were classic Hip-Hop samples from my formative years — Electric Relaxation and Buck Em Down– I’ll stick with that theme and kick the schedule off with the most used classic Hip-Hop sample ever.
2 Games: BOS, PHI – I don’t have any of the big stars but I’m sitting Horford in my weekly roto league.
3 Games: ATL, CHA, CHI, DAL, GSW, HOU, IND, LAC, LAL, MEM, MIA, MIL, MIN, OKC, ORL, PHO, POR, SAC, UTA, WAS
4 Games: BKN, CLE, DEN, DET, NOR, NYK, SAS, TOR
Monday has 7 games: Thunder at Pistons, Warriors at Hawks, Cavs at Nets, Wizards at Knicks, Nuggets at Raptors, Rockets at Wolves and Clippers at Pelicans.
Tuesday has 5: Bulls at Pacers, Magic at Heat, Blazers at Mavs, Kings at Suns and Spurs at Jazz.
Wednesday has 10: Dubs at Cavs, Nuggets at Magic, Wiz at Hawks, Thunder at Nets, Sixers at Raptors, Clips at Grizz, Pistons at Bucks, Hornets at Wolves, Mavs at Pels and Spurs at Lakers.
Thursday has 3: Knicks at Celtics, Suns at Blazers and Rockets at Jazz.
Friday has 10: Nuggs at Hornets, Embiid at Drummond, Pacers at Magic, Raptors at Nets, Kings at Cavs, Thunder at Bulls, Grizz at Pels, Lakers at Spurs, Heat at Suns and Dubs at Bucks.
Saturday has 9: Rockets at Mavs, Kings at Pacers, Nuggs at Hawks, Wiz at Cavs, Nets at Knicks, Celtics at Bulls, Lakers at Grizzlies, Wolves at Blazers and Heat at Clippers.
Sunday has 4: Pels at Pistons, Bucks at Raps, Jazz at Spurs and Hornets at Knicks.
For My Streamers
*all light schedule days in bold: Mon, Tues, Thurs, Sun.
ATL: 3- M, W, Sa
BRK: 4- M, W, F, Sa
BOS: 2- Th, Sa
CHA: 3- W, F, Su
CHI: 3- Tu, F, Sa
CLE: 4- M, W, F, Sa
DAL: 3- Tu, W, Sa
DEN: 4- M, W, F, Sa
DET: 4- M, W, F, Su
GSW: 3- M, W, F
HOU: 3- M, Th, Sa
IND: 3- Tu, F, Sa
LAC: 3- M, W, Sa
LAL: 3- W, F, Sa
MEM: 3- W, F, Sa
MIA: 3- Tu, F, Sa
MIL: 3- W, F, Su
MIN: 3- M, W, Sa
NOR: 4- M, W, F, Su
NYK: 4- M, Th, Sa, Su
OKC: 3- M, W, F
ORL: 3- Tu, W, F
PHI: 2- W, F
PHO: 3- Tu, Th, F
POR: 3- Tu, Th, Sa
SAC: 3- Tu, F, Sa
SAS: 4- Tu, W, F, Su
TOR: 4- M, W, F, Su
UTA: 3- Tu, Th, Su
WAS: 3- M, W, Sa
Sun (of Week 7)/Mon: LAC, NOR
Tues/Weds: DAL, ORL, SAS
Fri/Sat: BRK, CHI, CLE, DEN, IND, LAL, MEM, MIA, SAC
Sun/Mon (of Week 8): DET, MIL, NOR, UTA
3 games in 4 nights:
Tues/Weds/Fri: ORL, SAS
Weds/Fri/Sat: BKN, CLE, DEN, LAL, MEM,
Tues/Thurs/+ PHO, POR, UTA
Working the Wire
In 2 games last week Elie Okobo averaged 14.0 points, 2.0 threes, 3.0 assists and 2.0 steals in 30 minutes a game. As a rookie he has no baseline to compare but Devin Booker (hamstring) might miss more games, Isaiah Canaan is gone, and neither De’Anthony Melton nor Jamal Crawford is going to rob him of his development. Neither is Maria Fumaca. Phoenix has 3 games this week.
Tim Frazier started the last two games and averaged 8.0 points, 1.5 threes, 10.5 assists and 1.0 steals in over 30 minutes. All those the numbers might be a bit high, but the assists pop and with E’Twaun Moore (leg) looking like he’ll miss some games, the minutes should be there for Frazier. The Pelicans go 4 times.
D.J. Augustin kept it going with 11.3 points, 1.5 threes and 6.5 assists over the last two weeks. If only his schedule would cooperate — Orlando has 3 games per week for more than a month.
J.J. Barea was still hot (50% from the field) last week and got 13.7 points, 1.3 threes and 7.7 assists. The Mavs have 3 games although he might sit one of the Tues/Weds B2B.
Speaking of grizzled vets, Tony Parker got 13.7 points and 6.0 assists over his last three games. He’s old and will miss random games and that’s about it. The Hornets play 3 times.
On Friday we learned that Oladipo (knee) is out indefinitely but also due back in the near future and I almost wet my pants — I just loooove paradoxes! Tyreke Evans has been getting some threes, steals and turnovers while Cory Joesph has been returning the more well-rounded lines. Indiana has 3 games this week.
Monte Morris put up low-end usable 9-cat numbers over the last two weeks — 9.6 points, 0.9 threes, 4.6 assists, 3.0 rebounds, 0.6 steals on great shooting and his 8.00 AST/TO ratio, if maintained, would be the best season finish ever for a player averaging over 20 minutes per game — Muggsy Bogues’ 5.93 in 1989-90 is the single-season record to date. At 5’3’’, Bogues also holds the record as the shortest player in NBA history. The Nuggets dig in 4 times.
Bryn Forbes is still scoring and hitting 3s (11.8 and 2.3 over the last weeks) but his minutes are down and that’s all he’s doing. Patty Mills is doing the same low-end stuff with some assists (9.5, 1.3 and 2.5).
Derrick White had the best game of his young career on Friday with 11 points, a three, nine assists and five rebounds. The Spurs were blown out and a lot of his production was in garbage time so he’s more of a watch than an add. The Spurs have 4 games.
Emmanuel Mudiay busted out with 28 points, four treys, seven dimes and a steal in Saturday’s OT win over the Bucks. Trey Burke left that game with a right knee sprain and Frank Nitilikina got a DNP-Coach’s Decision. Mudiay runs hot or cold but if he’s going to be the only point guard playing…New York has 4 games.
I’m not sure why Terrence Ross isn’t owned in more leagues.
Iman Shumpert fell off a bit last week, but he’s been returning low-end 9-cat value on the season with 9.6 points, 1.9 treys and 1.2 steals a game. The Kings play 3 times.
Dwyane Wade is the lone guard off the bench with Goran Dragic and Tyler Johnson out and he put up an eye-popping 23.7 points, a crazy 2.3 threes and 5.0 assists on 52% shooting last week. Miami plays 3 games next week, but Fri/Sat is a B2B and Wade might sit one of those.
Wayne Ellington and his permanent 5 o’clock shadow are tied for No. 8 in the NBA with 2.9 trifectas a game. He’s still strangely averaging double the number steals he usually gets — and shooting less than 40% on the season — but I’m not complaining. You want him for the 3s. He racks ‘em 3 times.
Wes Matthews got you 12.3 points and 2.0 threes last week and he is what he is. Dallas plays 3 times.
Reggie Bullock put up 10.8 points, 2.0 threes and 2.8 assists last week but hasn’t done a whole lot to separate himself from Stanley Johnson. The Pistons have 3 games.
Allen Crabbe managed 8.0 points, 2.3 threes and 0.8 steals last week on 34.4% from the field. For how much he’s making you’d think he’d show a little of the shooting efficiency he had in Portland but alas. I mean, damn, $18,500,000 USD for that? They could have given me a tenth of that to shoot 34% and I’d be down to get the Gatorade and wash the jock straps too. The Nets go 4 times.
George Hill (shoulder) returned and played 19 minutes on Saturday. Collin Sexton stuck as a starter so we’ll see how much Jordan Clarkson, Rodney Hood and Alec Burks are impacted — all scored in double figures with a trey and a steal on Saturday. They go 4 times.
Allonzo Trier seems like he’s exchanging good games with Damyean Dotson and they oscillate depending on the whims of the Great and Powerful Fiz. The Knicks play 4 times.
Mikal Bridges crapped the bed and then crapped it five more times and I’m out of diapers. How sad. He just looks lost on the way to Dakar.
Josh Jackson had the better return last week and that’s really saying something since Josh doesn’t really know how to play basketball and just landed inside the top-200 in 8/9-cat. The 10.8 points, 0.3 triples 6.3 boards, 3.3 assists and 1.3 steals look good but 39.6% from the floor and 6.7% from the stripe do not. Still, by force of usage alone if Booker misses more games (he’s probable to play on Sunday), Jackson will put up deep-league numbers. The Suns play 3 games this week.
Return of the Cedi — Osman is back on the floor and back to his old ways of streaky shooting — 10.3 points, 1.5 threes, 6.0 rebounds and 0.8 steals on an Allen Crabbe-like 29.8% from the floor. The Cavs have 4 games.
Kelly Oubre was unimpressive as a starter so got relegated to the bench in favor or Tomas Satoransky. Kelly got 5 points and one trey while Sato got 7 points and 3 assists. Yawn. And that was without Jeff Green back spasms). The Wiz go 3 times if either one of then starts to shine.
DeMarre Carroll had a pretty good two games with no Joe Harris (groin strain) hitting double figure scoring and over 20 minutes in both with his usual threes and steals. Will his usage change when Harris returns? The Nets play 4 games.
James Ennis’s minutes got hit with the return of Gerald Green but still managed a steal and a triple last week. Meanwhile Green was pretty good in his two games back — 10.5 points and 2.5 treys — but they were both blowouts, so he got some additional run. Houston plays 3 games.
DeAndre’ Bembry stayed putting up counting stats with bad shooting and you can give him a look in 14-16 deep if you don’t mind the hit to your percentages. Atlanta goes 3 times.
You want Kentavious Caldwell-Pope or Josh Hart for 3 games? KCP has had the edge lately but who knows when Rondo gets back.
Garrett Temple is plodding along with standard league 9-cat value with 10.0 points, 1.3 threes and 1.3 steals last week. There’s no upside but he’s a safe play if your wires are dry in deeper leagues. The Grizzlies have 3 games.
Doug McDermott is somehow averaging 16.5 points and 2.8 three over his last three games and that won’t last but he’s widely available if you’re in a deep league thinking Dipo comes back later than sooner.
PJ Tucker had 1.5 treys, 7.3 boards and 2.3 steals last week. He shouldn’t be available. The Rockets play 3 times.
Noah Vonleh hasn’t been quite as good but he’s still generally rosterable if you need a big. He’s still starting and Kevin Knox is still coming off the bench but it was Knox who broke out with 26 points, five triples, four boards, four assists, a steal and a block in 37 minutes. I don’t trust it/Fiz but NY has 4 games.
Marvin Williams has hit double-figures in 5 out of 6 games (of course the one game he didn’t, he dropped a 0-point dud) in almost 30 minutes a game. As Dan always says, minutes are the key here. Charlotte has 3 games.
Juancho Hernangomez has held standard league value all month as a starter with averages 10.3 points, 1.8 treys and 6.2 rebounds with fantastic efficiency. Denver plays 4 times though he might get lost like a cosmonaut when Barton gets back.
Al-Farouq Aminu did his thing with 8.0 points, 0.7 threes, 5.3 boards and 1.3 steals on 44.4 percent shooting. The shooting is too high and boards are too low but it pretty much looks right. Portland has 3 games.
JaMychal Green got 10.0 points, 0.3 threes, 6.0 boards and 1.0 stocks in 24.0 minutes last week. The Grizz go 3 times if you need his deep-league stat set.
Markieff Morris maintained production off the bench with top-65 9-cat value over the last two weeks. Dwight Howard’s butt is going to hurt for several months so he shouldn’t be available while he’s playing so well. Washington plays 3 times.
Cody Zeller (rib contusion) is probable for Sunday. Michael Kidd-Gilchrist and one of Willy Hernangomez and Frank Kaminsky would benefit if he can’t play. Charlotte has 3 games this week.
Bam Adebayo continues to get more run and it’s usually at the expense of Hassan Whiteside. He’s only at 19.2 minutes on the season but got 26.0 last week and got you 12.0 points, 12.0 boards, 1.0 steals and 1.0 blocks. Coach Spo might flip it soon but you can ride it ‘til the wheels go bam. Miami plays 3 times.
Since I teach nights, I rarely get to see East Coast tipoffs. On Saturday, I got a chance to sit down and watch a whole Knicks game. I didn’t think it would be a good game (it was); my main goal was to see Mitchell Robinson.
Hahaha, man, this guy is something. He’s tall and gangly and looks like he’s on skates half the time. And boy does he rack up fouls fast! It’s like Fiz told him: “look, I’ma play you for like 15-20 minutes a game to start and I just want you to grab boards and block some shots. Don’t worry about fouls, just go out there and play, ok?”
Big Meech nods — “hold my beer, coach.” (He’s too young to drink legally, so maybe Yoo-hoo?)
Dude tries to block everything and he’s a bit of a hack, too, but he does have quick reactions; if he can get it under control just a little, we’ll have something. Fiz wanted him to close the game, but he fouled out (again) and we’re going to have to have some patience with the young fellow. Unlike Mikal Bridges, I can’t readily find blocks on the wire so I’m holding for now but it’s not easy. The Knicks go 4 times.
Ed Davis is averaging 7.8 rebounds in only 14.2 minutes last week as the return of Carroll and RHJ eventually took its toll. Boss goes 4 times and he’s been like the Rock of Gibraltar.
Richaun Holmes got enough defensive stats last week to maintain low-end value in only 16.8 minutes a game. How low will he be able to do it strictly as Ayton’s backup? The Suns have 3 games the 4 the next two.
Alex Len surprisingly kept up his low-end line in 19 minutes a game. You all know I hate Len but there’s not many options out there in competitive leagues. Atlanta has 3 games.
Thomas Bryant is steadily getting more minutes and if he could ever hit 20-22 consistently be useful. Coach Scott Brooks said he’ll be reintegrating Ian Mahinmi into his rotation, so we’ll see. Washington has 3 games.
Jakob Poeltl looked like he was ready to do something, then bombed. Just keep an eye out.
–Instrumental songs can be great writing music — I really dig the almost score-like one — sometimes you need something dramatic and mysterious, and sometimes you need sometimes you need a build-up to a crescendo.
–Yahoo recently introduced an automatic games counter — welp, there goes another hustle-derived advantage. If I were to look for a possible silver lining, maybe that’ll encourage more turnover on the waivers.
–The Bulls frontcourt is about to get crowded with the return of Lauri Markkanen and soon Bobby Portis. I hope we’ll all not overact while the whole YYZ rotation works itself out, but at least holders of Kris Dunn shouldn’t have to worry about him getting minutes.
–The Bucks and Warriors have played the most home games while the Celtics are among the teams that have played the least. Expect corresponding conference rankings to adjust accordingly.
–Continuing with the Celtics, the esteemed Zach Lowe recently opined that he felt there was some friction divvying up the shots on a healthyish team. Lowe thinks they won’t make a trade right now as GM Danny Ainge is holding assets for a possible Anthony Davis trade, that due to obscure cap minutia, can not be completed as long as both are under deals signed as the designated player — unless the Ainge wants to trade Kyrie for Brow, which he most certainly does not. That designated player condition no longer applies this summer.
–Last week Russell Westbrook tied Jason Kidd for third-most career triple-doubles with 107. Magic is No. 2 at 138 and the Big O, Oscar Robertson, is in the lead with 181. How high can he get on the stairway to heaven?
–Willie Cauley-Stein is consistent with his inconsistency; he’s simply unable to sustain peak intensity and focus. On one play, you’ll see him be decisive with a strong move to the rim. Later in the same game he’ll have deep post position against a smaller player and will toss up a ridiculous over the head baby-hook that isn’t even close. I mean, why don’t you just lay it in? Personally, I thought the Post Malone under-the-eye tattoos he got would help but not so much. Maybe the PPP should have been a clue. The tats look pretty ridiculous but at least he doesn’t look like a clown, just the human abstract.
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May 23, 2019, 4:03 pmKlay Thompson - G - Golden State Warriors
Klay Thompson reacted Thursday for not being selected to an All-NBA team.
Kemba Walker beat out both Bradley Beal and Klay Thompson for the last guard spot on the All-NBA third team. Thompson was clearly frustrated when learning that he didn't receive enough votes from the media. He expressed that he doesn't believe that there are 10 guards better than him in the NBA and that making five straight NBA Finals warrants having more than two All-NBA guys on the roster. Another reason why this is important for Thompson is that he would have been eligible for a supermax contract had he earned the honor of making an All-NBA team. Therefore, Thompson will not be able to earn as much on his next contract because the media members didn't believe that he was one of the best 10 guards in the NBA.
Source: Anthony Slater on Twitter
May 23, 2019, 3:47 pmDraymond Green - F - Golden State Warriors
Draymond Green told the media that he "should've been first" when asked about his selection to the All-Defensive second team.
This is Green's fifth selection to an All-Defensive team. He earned a first team selection in the three seasons from 2014-2017 while earning second team selection the past two seasons. Every single season that Green has earned All-Defensive team honors, the Warriors have made the NBA finals. Green struggled at times during the regular season but elevated his performance in the playoffs. He may end up with the best individual playoff performance from this year when it is all said and done. Green has come a long way since being drafted in the second round in 2012.
Source: Anthony Slater on Twitter
May 23, 2019, 3:29 pmAndre Iguodala - G/F - Golden State Warriors
Andre Iguodala (left calf tightness) didn't practice on Thursday, but Steve Kerr expects him to be ok by Game 1 of the NBA FInals.
Iggy missed Game 4 against the Blazers due to the calf injury he first sustained in the Rockets series. Iguodala has another week to get right before the NBA finals start.
Source: Anthony Slater on Twitter
May 23, 2019, 3:23 pmDeMarcus Cousins - C - Golden State Warriors
DeMarcus Cousins (torn left quad), who was able to go through a full practice on Thursday, said he is feeling better but there is not a set game for his return as of yet.
Cousins also mentioned that he was unsure what his role would be if/when he does return. With the Raptors and Bucks deadlocked at two games apiece, Cousins still has a week to get right before the start of the series. We will have a better timeline of his return after he and teammate Kevin Durant get re-evaluated next Wednesday.
Source: Nick Friedell on Twitter
May 23, 2019, 3:09 pmKevin Durant - F - Golden State Warriors
The Warriors are going to re-evaluate Kevin Durant (calf strain) and DeMarcus Cousins (torn left quad) next Wednesday, March 29th.
Cousins and Durant were ruled unlikely for the start of the NBA finals earlier today, but they could be ready to roll soon after if they can get cleared next week. From the earlier reports, it seems that Cousins is closer to returning than Durant, as KD has not been cleared for basketball activities as of yet. The Warriors will play the winner of the Bucks and Raptors series that is currently knotted up at 2-2.
Source: Mark Medina on Twitter
May 23, 2019, 2:49 pmDeMarcus Cousins - C - Golden State Warriors
DeMarcus Cousins (torn left quad) will not play at the start of the NBA Finals, but the Warriors expect him to return at some point in the series.
Cousins, who was hurt back in Game 2 of the Warriors first-round series with the Clippers, seems to be farther along than Kevin Durant, who remains iffy to return. Cousins return will provide a significant boost to a team that just swept the Blazers in the Western Conference Finals.
Source: Chris Haynes on Twitter
May 23, 2019, 2:43 pmKevin Durant - F - Golden State Warriors
Kevin Durant (calf strain) was re-evaluated on Thursday, and the medical staff deemed him unlikely to return for start of NBA Finals, but the team remains hopeful that he can return at some point in the series
Durant's initial diagnosis was a Grade 1 calf strain, but two weeks have now passed, and Durant's status is still murky. The non-contact injury always looked worse than the diagnosis revealed, and we may find out that more details weren't made public in the offseason. For now, the Warriors are going to have to continue to operate without the services of their superstar forward.
Source: Chris Haynes on Twitter
May 23, 2019, 2:35 pmKlay Thompson - G - Golden State Warriors
Since Klay Thompson did not make any of the All-NBA teams, he is not eligible to recieve a supermax contract.
Thompson can receive just the 30 percent max according to Anthony Slater of The Athletic. With Thompson failing to get supermax eligibility, it now leaves the possibility that Draymond Green can qualify for the supermax next offseason by making an All-NBA team or winning DPOY in 2020.
Source: Tim Bontemps on Twitter
May 23, 2019, 2:24 pmRussell Westbrook - G - Oklahoma City Thunder
Rounding out the All-NBA Third Team along with Russell Westbrook is LeBron James, Kemba Walker, Rudy Gobert and Blake Griffin.
LeBron James as an All-NBA Third Team selection is plain old weird to see, but he did miss the most games in his NBA career this season. Kemba Walker made his first All-NBA team this year and is now eligible for a supermax contract with the Hornets.
Source: drian Wojnarowski on Twitter
May 23, 2019, 2:18 pmJoel Embiid - F/C - Philadelphia Sixers
Joel Embiid, who led the way with 375 overall selection points, was joined by Kevin Durant, Damian Lillard, Kawhi Leonard and Kyrie Irving on the All-NBA second team.
Many pegged Embiid to be on the All-NBA first team, but he was ultimately edged out by Nikola Jokic. The many missed games likely played a factor in that decision. Kyrie Irving held on to the last spot in what was a tightly contested selection with Russell Westbrook.
Source: Adrian Wojnarowski on Twitter